November 2011
57 posts
Adult Swim: Ten Reasons Why Life In Skyrim Will Be Better Than Real Life →
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One of the biggest video game releases is nearly upon us. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (ESRB Rated M) comes out on Friday. Like previous entries in the Elder Scrolls series, Skyrim promises a huge fantasy world to explore with near-infinite story possibilities, making each player’s time with the game a unique experience. It will not be unheard of for gamers to spend 100 hours or more in the vast Skyrim universe.
Ask yourself, “When was the last time I did anything for more than 100 hours that wasn’t related to work, school, or masturbating?” Since working and learning both suck, and masturbating is just furtive and sad, we can use reductive reasoning to conclude that your life in Skyrim will be better than your real life. And here’s why: ————>
Dat theme song.
I’ve had the main Skyrim theme on repeat for the last 48 hours. I can NOT get enough of it. It gives me chills every time.
